eight year olds, dude. eight year olds.

now, people can sign up for instant alert to provide them with info on ped-arrests and a host of other sex-offenders as easily as signing up for a mailing list about golf.

at least in texas, cali, and florida.

sex offenders, as most of you prolly know already, have to update their address info and often have to run around door to door to let their new neighbors know who's moving into the hood.

but now you won't have to wait for the pedophiles, flashers and rapists to mosey on by--you can track it in realtime, right from your cell phone.

isn't technology great?

--cid

puttin' on the foil, eh?